Let's choose 35+ funny goodbye one liners quotes.

The act of saying goodbye is not always straightforward ; the very notion of it makes one sad and wanting . But plenty of comical quotations may be used to ease the pain of saying goodbye , from cheesy proverbs to sayings that bid you farewell in a lighthearted manner . These quotes can help you replace your melancholy with amusement .

Valid for a farewell message or to keep you smiling throughout a goodbye are humorous farewell quotations from literature, film, music, or famous personalities. But it is not a funny jokes

"I never make the same mistake twice . I make it five or six times, to be sure." -Bill Murray.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go" - The Duchess of Padua, Oscar Wilde

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.' - Oh, the Places You'll Go,Dr. Seuss.

"It's sad, but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life starts with goodbye." -Carrie Underwood.

"It is so hard to leave until you leave, and then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world." -John Green

"See you later, alligator" - "See You Later Alligator," Bill Haley and the Comets.

"They must often change, who would be constant in happiness and wisdom." - Confucius.

"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end." - Semisonic

"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it." -Helen Rowland.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!" - Douglas Adams

"Bye Felicia!" - Friday.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss

"Goodbye, Vietnam! That's right; I'm history, I'm outta here, I got the lucky ticket home, baby." - Good Morning, Vietnam

"If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello." - Paulo Coelho

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." -Elbert Hubbard

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go" - The Duchess of Padua,Oscar Wilde

"We'll meet again, Don't know where, don't know when, But I know we'll meet again, Some sunny day." - Vera Lynn

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." -Hedy Lamarr

"It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people." - I'm OK, You're Not So Hot, Dolph Sharp

"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams

"Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes." -Henry David Thoreau

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody." -J.D. Salinger

"Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who's already left." -Robert Byrne

"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

 "I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams

"I'll see you in another life. When we are both cats." - Tom Cruise

"Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you've had, what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted." - unknown

"True friends don't say goodbye, I told myself. They take extended leaves of absence from each other." - unknown

"Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven." -Tryon Edwards

"Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again." - William Shakespeare

"Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you've had, what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted." - unknown

"One day, I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat." - Richard Simmons

"True friends don't say goodbye, I told myself. They take extended leaves of absence from each other." - unknown

"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it." -Helen Rowland

"It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad, and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure." - Anonymous

"90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife." - Anonymous

When to Use Jokes About Leaving Quotes

It's amusing to employ a witty quip as a parting shot, but it's not always suitable. There are some circumstances where it is appropriate to utilize a humorous quote. These consist of: 

• As part of a graduation speech
• wishing and say goodbye quotes for coworkers on their last day of employment
• at the retirement dinner for your boss or farewell message to boss.
• on the last day of classes, a teacher
• saying goodbye to a buddy when they move out of state
• Leaving a roommate behind after a semester should use goodbye quotes for friends.
• wishing a student farewell on the final day of the academic year
• At graduation, to a buddy or group of people will use farewell message to team
• farewell wishes the culmination of a seasonal work
• When a coworker is transferred to a new department 
• On your final day at work will say thank you and farewell message to colleagues
• When a sibling is about to leave the house
• as a message in a yearbook

Time to Say Goodbye

You might recognize one of the quotes if you give them another glance. When it's time to say goodbye, consider if you could envision yourself saying it to a friend or an enemy. You never know. One of the quotations above could be what people will remember you for. If the quote presented here doesn't apply to your circumstance, You may find more amusing goodbye quotes on YourDictionary.

 When telling someone farewell, be original and always consider the circumstance and the company you are in. Keep in mind that saying farewell need not be a sorrowful occasion. To ease the process and lessen the anguish, keep the parting upbeat.